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JON. JON SHUT THE FUCK UP AND MARRY ME. I DON’T GIVE A FUCK THAT I’M MARRIED. I’M WILLING TO BE A POLYGAMIST FOR YOU.
HOLY SHIT I nearly fucking died, it was like seeing my reality become a reality. This is why Jon Stewart is my hero.
YOU DON’T WANNA SWALLOW BUT YOU GOTS TO, life made